MEGHAN TRAINOR’S PR PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS
It's no secret on this blog that I'm not a fan of Meghan Trainor. She's supremely annoying at best and promoting unhealthy body image lessons at worst. But this new press release of hers is beyond the...
View ArticleARE MILLENNIALS KILLING THE SUNDIAL INDUSTRY?
According to an article in The Telegraph, sundials are at risk of dying out. This will come as shocking news, no doubt, to anyone that thought sundials had already died out, which is everyone.
View ArticleCHINA WANTS TO PUT A SOLAR FARM IN SPACE BECAUSE NONE OF THEM READ MY BLOG
Remember four years ago when I wrote a blog about how space-based solar power is a terrible idea and won't work? Now, Engadget is reporting that China wants to do exactly what I was talking about in...
View ArticleTHE CHRISTIAN COOPER SITUATION IS NOT THAT SIMPLE
With all the recent history of white people who apparently have a problem with black people existing near them, it's not a ridiculous leap in logic to assume that that's what happened here. But it's...
View Article6 FOODS YOU’RE COOKING WRONG
I was poking around the internet, as one does, when I ran across an article entitled “Nine Ways You’re Cooking Pasta Wrong.” That seemed like a lot of ways to mess up a dish that’s often prepared by...
View ArticleTHE TESLA CYBERTRUCK LUNAR ROVER IS DUMB AS HELL
Basically, any dumbass with CAD software can throw together a concept of whatever deranged idea, and then I feel compelled to ruin it.
View ArticleWHY THE FLIKR PORTABLE FIREPLACE IS A STUPID IDEA
It's essentially a concrete cup that you put flammable liquid in, then light on fire inside the comfort of your own living room. If that sounds like a terrible idea, you're right!
View ArticleIT DOESN’T MATTER WHETHER A FETUS IS A PERSON
Housekeeping update since it’s been a million years since I’ve written anything: I own a house now and there’s a baby on the way. I’m like a fully formed grownup.…
View ArticleDON’T GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT NUCLEAR FUSION
This breakthrough is checking the first box of many, many, many boxes that have to be checked before a viable fusion reactor can exist. Here's what you need to know.
View ArticleBREAKING DOWN THE STUPIDEST CHRISTMAS AD ON TV
I don’t watch a lot of TV with ads. Either I stream stuff or I pirate it. Except for live sports. I watch a lot of live sports, and the…
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